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Mobile Starbucks Delivery Service

By Andy | September 18th, 2008 | 3 Comments

Starbucks logo

I posted this idea on Twitter the other day and as @DrewPreston pointed out, it’s actually not a bad idea. So, if there are any entrepeneurial students, homeless people or someone with just too much time on their hands and access to a moped, this really could be a good thing for you.

OK. So my office in Kings Cross is annoyingly far away from Starbucks. I know, you should support local business and not power the corporate monsters BUT their coffee IS the best. However, other times I’m working in Blackfriars - Starbucks every four doors.

SO, the proposition is that you can phone a number 0800 STARBUCKS or login to www.getmeafrickinstarbucks.net and order a Starbucks for delivery (you set up an account and add some credit). It then puts you in touch with your local caffeine dealer who (using the GPS on his iPhone) it then sends him a message asking for you to deliver your favourite Grande Latte to address X.

They price up the cost of the Latte by say £1 and hopefully it’s still hot by the time it gets to you. It could also be a great opportunity for other local businesses to advertise with the caffeine dealer, personalising those funny cardboard wrap-arounds with local adverts.

Anyway. Can someone please do this? Remember, you read it here first. I’d expect free delivery. Thanks.

CATEGORY: Random

Photo tagging and facial recognition just got scary

By Andy | September 4th, 2008 | 1 Comment

Facial Recognition

That’s right, the world of photo tagging and automatic facial recognition appears to be a little bit closer and dare I say, a little bit scarier.

MyHeritage have developed a funky product that allows you to upload all of your photos and then the system automatically groups photos.

So, say for example you upload a family album which has photos of you from when you were 4 all the way through to the present day the system will (with a little bit of learning) be able to match you in all the photos and in turn tag them for you.

Anyway, it’s a seriously exciting product with endless opportunities for the future. I guess it’s just a case of seeing how they develop it. Good job!

CATEGORY: Random

Roger The Cabin Boy

By Andy | September 1st, 2008 | No Comments

Captain Pugwash

Ahhhh… how Captain Pugwash never fails to amuse me. Speaking of which in the Metro this morning there was this rather amusing article about a billboard advertising Portsmouth Dockyard.

It goes to show just how wrong you can go in advertising! Anyway, here’s the article…

Royal Navy tourism bosses have been forced to remove a billboard - after sniggers that it appeared to show two sailors doing something a bit rude.

The billboard, advertising tours of Portsmouth Dockyard, has a photo portraying the heat of battle in Nelson’s day.

But drivers passing it in Winchester, Hampshire, thought of a much naughtier alternative.

A dockyard spokesman said: ‘It was put up in all innocence and no one here realised what it looked like until it was pointed out to us.’

Source: The Metro

CATEGORY: Random

Microsoft Photosynth on Mac

By Andy | August 21st, 2008 | 3 Comments

Microsoft Photosynth

On first look the Photosynth website looks seriously sexy and that’s before actually knowing anything about it… In fact, I still no nothing about it so I’m none the wiser. When I clicked on the ‘Go’ button I was faced with this inspiring bit of copy:

Microsoft Photosynth

So, I guess I’m going to have to wait and see exactly what it is that Microsoft Photosynth can do. In the meantime I can revel in the glory of Microsoft admitting that PC’s are shit and Mac’s rule. Fact.

CATEGORY: Random

Bose Headphones

By Andy | August 1st, 2008 | 1 Comment

Bose headphones

Right… I don’t know why I’m using this blog as more of a ranting platform than a design blog. I’m sure I can try and bring it back round to ‘design’ somehow.

So, I bought a pair of Bose headphones last September to replace my Apple headphones. Don’t get me wrong the Apple headphones are good, they just get a little painful when you’re wearing them all day, every day. The Bose headphones seemed like the way forward.

Anyway, since I got them it seems to be one thing after another. First the wire went funky, then the replacement pair just disintegrated, now the third pair appear to have lost all base in them - wtf is that about!? It’s not like I walk particularly energetically or put my headphones through unecessary stress or strain, so why do they keep breaking?! I always thought that Bose were shit hot when it comes to audio. Am I wrong or do they only become shit hot when you’re spending a few thousand pounds?

Has anyone else had problems with their Bose headphones, is it really just me or is it a bad DESIGN?

CATEGORY: Random, Rant

Chad Man

By Andy | July 31st, 2008 | No Comments

Google Chad

On another, slightly more random note, check out this on Google maps, the guy is seemingly looking up at you, how come you can zoom in so close over Chad anyway?!

CATEGORY: Random

Pixmania are AWFUL!

By Andy | June 18th, 2008 | 3 Comments

Pixmania are AWFUL!

OK, this is more of a rant than a blog post and has absolutely nothing to do with design whatsoever…

I bought a lovely new plasma TV from Pixmania on 16th March 2008. When it arrived it became apparent that it was just far too large for our small London flat. I contacted them and arranged to have it returned. That all seemed quite straight forward and someone from Dixons (their delivery partners) came and picked it up on April 12th 2008.

At this point I thought it was all going swimmingly. However, it all started going wrong when I didn’t hear / see anything from them for over a month (apparently they process it within 7 days. Bulls**t!).

After about 12 emails via their rubbish ‘customer care’ (wtf?!) service with the regular pre-filled reply they manage to ‘find’ the (42″ £1,200 plasma TV).

On the 14th May 2008, nearly two months after I originally paid for the TV they said that they would credit my account and that it would take a maximum of 21 days to be paid into my account. However, it’s now 18th June 2008 and there’s no sign of anything, nothing at all, not a jot.

3 months after ‘buying’ the TV I am still out of pocket and without the TV. So, where do I stand? What can I do? Apparently nothing. Pixmania are sitting on my money (and probably a hell of a lot of other people - just google “Pixamnia are rubbish” and you’ll soon see why!) and by the looks of it aren’t going to pay me any money soon, even though in my account it happily points out that they’re sending me a “gesture of good faith”. All I can imagine that’s going to come through the post from Pixmania is a steaming turd rather than a nice fat check.

SO. Pixmania, you tight f**kers. Pull out your finger and pay the money into my account, and pay all the other poor b******s who are waiting to get their money back. Fingers crossed you have Google Alerts set up. If you do, please give me my money. I won’t bother you again and I definitely won’t be buying anything from your site again. If anyone reading this has any sense, they won’t either!

CATEGORY: Random, Rant

Another Indiana Jones AFTER “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”?!

By Andy | June 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Indiana Jones 5

Is there going to be an Indiana Jones 5?

Having recently seen “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” I must admit I’d kind of wished it has stopped about half way through. My girlfriend and I both thought “that’s like the old Indiana Jones”, then she fell asleep… Unfortunately for her (spoiler) she woke up at the point when the large UFO appeared and just looked across at me with a look of bemusement on her face… I felt totally the same, what the fuck was a UFO doing on an Indiana Jones film!?

Don’t spoil Indy you box-office-thieving-bearded-bastards!

To be honest, it was at that point I had to remind myself of the far from realistic storylines from Indy of yesteryear. I guess that you’re a lot more open-minded and less synical when you’re a kid but the giant UFO just seemed a little much.

Anyway, the whole point of this post was a quote recently by Mr.Ford. He’s reportedly said “Given the great box office opening, hopefully it won’t be that long long”. So, does that mean they have scripts in the pipeline for another Indy? Are they try to squeeze another addition to the franchise before Harrison passes on to pastures new? Or is it to put Shia Le Boeuf in a position to take on the crown as a young Indy? Who knows what they’re planning, or if they’re planning anything at all. For the time being at least I’m sure Mr.Lucas and Mr.Spielberg are watching their fat pockets fill up even more before thinking twice about adding another film to their CV’s.

Oh, one other thing. They’ve leaked the ‘original’ script by Frank Darabont, check it out here.

CATEGORY: Movie, Random

Happy birthday to the 100 year old tea bag

By Andy | June 17th, 2008 | No Comments

Teabag

Raise a cuppa to the tea bag as it marks its 100th birthday.

Invented by tea merchant Thomas Sullivan in New York City in June 1908, they can now be found in virtually every one of Britain’s 24million homes.

But if it wasn’t for a handful of confused Americans, the tea bag may never have made it into our cups at all.

They came about only after Mr Sullivan, in an attempt to cut costs, sent samples of tea leaves to potential customers in small silk pouch-like purses.

Unsure quite what to do with the strange little bag, the Americans dunked it into a cup of hot water. And so was born the tea bag.

After complaints that the mesh on the silk was too fine, Mr Sullivan developed sachets made of gauze - a method which was instrumental in today’s tea bag design.

But it was not until 1953, when British tea producer Tetley spotted the commercial potential of the bag, that it began to take off here. The firm now sells 200million tea bags every week.

William Gorman, executive chairman of the UK Tea Council, said: ‘Without a doubt the tea bag saved the tea industry.

‘There is no way in our busy lifestyles today that we would have had the time or inclination to make tea the old way.’

Tea drinking is seen as a quintessential British tradition, with 130million cups drunk every day. But the initial reaction from Britons who visited America 100 years ago and experienced tea bags for the first time was lukewarm.

Much suspicion surrounded the short string and branded tag attached to the bag.

And there were frequent complaints from tourists who were put out at being served tepid water in which to place their bag.

A major breakthrough came in 1930 when William Hermanson - one of the founders of the Bostonbased Technical Papers Corporation - patented the heat- sealed paper fibre tea bag.

But material shortages in the Second World War prevented mass manufacture, and Britain had to wait until after Joseph Tetley and Co was floated on the London Stock Exchange in 1951 to welcome the tea bag revolution.

Convinced the tea bag was the future because of the way it allowed the tea maximum exposure-to the water resulting in a good, strong brew, Tetley persevered with perfecting the bag.

A problem finding a tea bag tissue which did not taint the tea was among the stumbling blocks overcome along the way.

Finally in 1964 the finely perforated bag was developed and the product began to fly off the shelves.

In 1989 Tetley switched from the standard square bag to a round one, and a handful of years later it introduced the drawstring tea bag - which contains 30 different teas.

Sara Howe, Tetley’s director of corporate communications, said: ‘Persuading the British to change their tea drinking habits from loose tea to tea bags was never going to be easy.

‘But when Tetley introduced the tea bag in Britain the adverts were quite simple: Tea bags were the new quick and easy way to make a delicious cup of tea for only one penny.

‘It’s hard now to imagine what life would be like without the tea bag.

‘Somehow getting up in time to measure the tea leaves, brew the tea, strain it and clear away the tea leaves from the sink afterwards does not have the same appeal.’

Source: Daily Mail

CATEGORY: Random

02 Confirms free iPhone deal and more

By Andy | June 10th, 2008 | 6 Comments

iPhone

O2 to Launch iPhone 3G in the UK on July 11 O2 today announced that the innovative iPhone 3G will be available in the UK on July 11 for free on selected O2 consumer and business tariffs and that it will also be available for Pay & Go customers.

Existing iPhone customers will be able to upgrade to the new iPhone 3G, taking advantage of the same great offers as new customers. iPhone 3G combines all the revolutionary features of iPhone with 3G networking that is twice as fast* as the first generation iPhone, built-in GPS for expanded location based mobile services, and iPhone 2.0 software which includes support for Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync and runs the hundreds of third party applications already built with the recently released iPhone SDK.

”The iPhone is already a phenomenal success in the UK and now we’re making this revolutionary product more affordable for even more customers,” said Ronan Dunne, CEO of O2 in the UK. “iPhone quickly became our fastest selling device ever and with this new pricing, iPhone 3G is an unbeatable proposition.”iPhone 3G will be available in the UK through O2, Carphone Warehouse and Apple sales channels with the early upgrade offer for existing customers only available through www.o2.co.uk/iPhone where anyone can also register their interest in iPhone 3G for regular news and updates.

The 8GB model will cost just £99 on a new £30 per month tariff and the existing £35 per month tariff. Consumers choosing either the £45 or £75 per month tariffs will get the 8GB iPhone 3G for free. The 16GB iPhone 3G will cost £159 on the £30 and £35 tariffs, £59 on the £45 tariff and it will be free on the £75 tariff.

All customers will continue to receive unlimited data browsing over O2’s HSDPA network and unlimited access to 9,500 Wi-Fi hotspots through both The Cloud and now BT Openzone.

Both the 8GB and 16GB iPhone 3G will also be available for O2 Pay & Go customers with pricing to be confirmed in the coming weeks. Fit for Business iPhone 3G will also be available on current O2 business tariffs as a monthly bolt on, with the device available for free on the majority of business tariffs on a 24 or 36 month contract.

iPhone 3G business customers can also receive many of the same benefits as existing O2 business customers including unlimited calls between O2 customers, unlimited calls to ten landlines, shareable minutes and texts between users plus multi-user billing and activation and free, 24×7 access to business customer care specialists.

CATEGORY: Marketing, Mobile, Random

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